Silly Questions, Hilarious Situations, and Laugh-Out-Loud Fun That the Whole Family Can Enjoy

Would You Rather Rhyme Edition: Book For Kids: Silly Questions, Hilarious Situations, and Laugh Out Loud Fun that the Whole Family will Love! (Would You Rather? 1)

by Peter Peterson

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	438 KB
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Print length	:	109 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Paperback	:	29 pages
Item Weight	:	2.4 ounces
Dimensions	:	6 x 0.07 x 9 inches

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Looking for a good laugh? Check out these silly questions, hilarious situations, and laugh-out-loud funny stories that are sure to brighten your day.

Silly Questions

• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
• What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the pool?
• Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Answers:

1. Fsh!
2. Fsh!
3. A stick.
4. Bob
5. Because he was outstanding in his field.

Hilarious Situations

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down in front of him, and the man takes a sip.

"This is the worst beer I've ever tasted," the man says.

"Well, you should have tried it before you ordered it," the bartender replies.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on marriage.

"Fiction or non-fiction?" the librarian asks.

A woman is driving down the road when she sees a sign that says, "Fresh Strawberries." She pulls over and follows the sign to a farm.

When she gets to the farm, she sees a man standing in a field of strawberries.

"Excuse me," the woman says. "I'm looking for fresh strawberries."

"Well, you've come to the right place," the man says. "I'm the farmer here."

"Great," the woman says. "I'd like to buy some strawberries."

"Sure," the farmer says. "How many do you want?"

"I don't know," the woman says. "How much are they?"

"They're $5 a pound," the farmer says.

"Okay," the woman says. "I'll take $5 worth."

The farmer goes into his barn and comes back out with a scale. He puts a basket on the scale and starts picking strawberries.

He picks and picks until the scale reads $5. Then he hands the basket to the woman.

"Thank you," the woman says. "That's a lot of strawberries."

"You're welcome," the farmer says. "Enjoy them."

The woman gets back in her car and drives away. As she's driving, she starts eating the strawberries.

"These are the best strawberries I've ever tasted," she says.

Then she looks down at the basket and sees a sign that says, "Caution: Pesticides may cause drowsiness."

Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Stories

A man is sitting in a bar when he sees a beautiful woman walk in.

He goes over to her and says, "Hi, my name is John. What's your name?"

"My name is Sarah," she says. "It's nice to meet you, John."

"It's nice to meet you too, Sarah," John says. "Would you like to have a drink with me?"

"Sure," Sarah says. "I'd love to."

John and Sarah order a drink and start talking.

After a while, John says, "Sarah, I have to tell you something."

"What is it?" Sarah asks.

"I'm a genie," John says. "I can grant you three wishes."

Sarah is stunned. "Really?" she asks.

"Yes," John says. "I can grant you three wishes."

Sarah thinks for a moment.

"Okay," she says. "My first wish is for a million dollars."

"Your wish is my command," John says.

And with that, Sarah is granted a million dollars.

"My second wish is for a beautiful house," Sarah says.

"Your wish is my command," John says.

And with that, Sarah is granted a beautiful house.

"My third wish is for you to be my husband," Sarah says.

"Your wish is my command," John says.

And with that, John and Sarah are married.

A few months later, John and Sarah are having a party at their new house.

One of the guests asks John, "How did you meet your wife?"

"I met her in a bar," John says. "I told her I was a genie and could grant her three wishes."

"And she believed you?" the guest asks.

"Well, she did ask for a million dollars, a beautiful house, and for me to be her husband," John says.

"And you granted her wishes?" the guest asks.

"Of course," John says. "I'm a genie."

"So, you're telling me that you're a genie who married a woman who believed you could grant her wishes?" the guest asks.

"Yes," John says. "That's exactly what I'm telling you."

"And you're happy?" the guest asks.

"Of course," John says. "I have a beautiful wife, a million dollars, and a beautiful house. What more could I ask for?"

The guest thinks for a moment.

"I guess you have everything you could ever want," the guest says.

"Yes," John says. "I'm a very lucky man."

Would You Rather Rhyme Edition: Book For Kids: Silly Questions, Hilarious Situations, and Laugh Out Loud Fun that the Whole Family will Love! (Would You Rather? 1)

by Peter Peterson

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	438 KB
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Print length	:	109 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Paperback	:	29 pages
Item Weight	:	2.4 ounces
Dimensions	:	6 x 0.07 x 9 inches

FREE